Hey wife happy birthday in case i don't come on line within the next couple of days. Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear diane happy birthday to you!!!!
HEy Mah Favorite APPLEBOTTOM promoter LOL teehee when you commin out with a new line?!?!?!?! maybe add another yard of Fabric lmao Just jokin Girl!!! Don't be Cut Deep!!!! lol luv ya(i guessssss ) ;) Deets
ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Beautiful People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS BEAUTIFUL
True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this email-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a$$. 9. This is my oath..... ! I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me....I don't want to hear it!!!)
And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!
Bitches....Look up to you. Bitches...Look up to me. Bitches...Envy you. Bitches....Envy me. Bitches....Don't like you. Bitches...Don't like me. When... That Bitch tried to play you. That..... Bitch tried to play me. When.... That Bitch hit you. Guess what ?I made that Bitch fight me. Send this to all your real friends that you know got your back.... If you receive this back Your a true BrO'
THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US... FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY BASTARDS WHO WILL MEET US!! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 15 prettiest girls on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 15 pretty girls. If you get hit again you know your really pretty. If you break the chain you'll have UglyNess for 10 years. So hit 15 pretty girls on your friends list and let them know they are pretty!"
THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US... FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY BASTARDS WHO WILL MEET US!! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 15 prettiest girls on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 15 pretty girls. If you get hit again you know your really pretty. If you break the chain you'll have UglyNess for 10 years. So hit 15 pretty girls on your friends list and let them know they are pretty!"
UR FUCKED UP THIS ISNT A JOKE............. I TRUSTED YOU SOO MUCH...OH MY GOD!!! YOU COULDNT KEEP YOUR FUCKIN BIG MOUTH SHUT.... WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE MY FUCKIN BUSINESS HUH???? I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND. I GUESS NOT HUH! THIS IS SOO FUCKED UP!!! NOW EVERYONE KNOWS........ HOW FUCKING SEXY WE REALLY ARE!!!!! HA HA HA!! LMFAO!! SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR SEXY FRIENDS AND IF YOU'RE SEXY ENOUGH YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT BACK ...GOTCHA, I LUV U!
Hey, I know this chickypoo, she's pretty kewl when she's hammered!!! lol (her and her spirit fingers)lmao Stop by and say 'Hi' sometime Snobby Gobby lol, I haven't seen you forever!! lol
I've known this awesome chick since the sixth grade! We seem to lose touch every couple of years, but always find eachother again. I'm glad you came knocking on my office door that day, not knowing if it was even really me! Man, was I shocked to see you standing there! LOL I always thought of you as a true friend, and I'm glad to have you back in my life again! Take care Bud!
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear diane happy birthday to you!!!!